Attention Star Wars fanatics, we have amazing news for you! A rather cool new Star Wars product is hurling towards our galaxy – the Darth Vader toaster.
Surely, we have seen Star Wars toasters before, but none of those vaguely menacing kitchen appliances passed off the dark side of bread crisping like the Darth Vader toaster. If you have been searching for the real dark side toaster, now you finally have the opportunity to own one.
The Dark Side of Toast
The Darth Vader Toaster is a Star Wars product, one of the most recognizable brands on earth. The meticulously detailed toaster is molded of sturdy black plastic, and it makes for a prominent addition to any kitchen counter.
The most striking design feature of this toaster is Darth Vader’s helmet, right down to the red eyes and menacing breathing apparatus over his face. Of course, some may find it a little creepy to have a severed head sitting on their kitchen counter, but remember, Vader is the same guy who was responsible for the deaths of so many younglings.
Toast Wars
Pop in hamburger buns, frozen pancakes, English muffins, or slices of bread and using the power of the Dark Force, Vader ejects them with Lord Vader’s fearsome visage on one side and a Star Wars logo on the other side.
Offering standard toaster features the Darth Vader toaster also includes large openings for pancakes and toast, defrost and reheat dials, and a cancel button. You will find all the settings you need in a toaster without any unnecessary extra buttons. The various adjustments from light to dark toast are also quite accurate.
Measuring 12″ X 10.7″ X 8.4″, the imposing presence of Darth Vader will help eaters start their day feeling ready to take over the planet, and anything else that might get in their way.
How different is This Toaster Compared to Its Predecessor?
You may already be aware that the Darth Vader toaster is not an entirely new concept, as it has been done before, but in all honesty, the previous model was a much less creative effort, as it looked every bit like any other but toaster, only it happened to print the Star Wars logo on the toast. That’s no way to make a Star Wars appliance. This new toaster would easily roast that boring toaster alive and serve it to an army of starving Stormtroopers. As a bonus, the fierce looking Darth Vader toaster will keep other kitchen appliances in line.
Perfect Gift for All Star Wars Fans
Hands down, this is the perfect gift for all the Star Wars fans out there. It definitely passes as the perfect gift for kids who are obsessed with everything Star Wars. The toaster also serves as a striking addition to any Star Wars memorabilia collector who buys branded items like this toaster to enhance their impressive Star Wars collections.
For perfect results, slide your slices of bread down Vader’s head, push down the lever and make loud breathing noises until your toast is delivered. Spread some jam or butter on your toast with a lightsaber and enjoy a little taste of the Dark Empire.
